how i wish

friend1: ..."so when are gonna tell me wht's going on la???"
me : "huh..tell u wht's going on abt wht??"
friend1:..."aiya dont playla..come onla..this few days see u like so happy only sure got something going on wit u and ****...so when u wanna tell me the good news la?"
me :"hehe i WISHED tht i hv good news to tell u but unfortunately nothing good to report...why im so happy tis few times..hhhmmm mayb i've finnaly come to terms wit the fact tht i've given up chasing a dream"
friend1:"hey!!!!!why u give up so fast..u hv to GAMBATE u know...!!!!!!"
me :"hehe..dont wantla..."

ANOTHER TOTALLY RELATED INCIDENT

me :"hey how come u here one?"
friend2 : "nola i bring my friends here mah they say they haven't tried eating here b4 so come lor....so u come with who(with a very cheaky smile)"
me : "no one...im here alone..."
friend2: " u sure or not...come onlah dont bluff me la...u sure or not u come by yourself??"
me : "surela i bluff you for wht wor...who u think i'll come here wit anyway???"
friend2: "nola...i thought tht u wld come wit ****.....since the past few times i see the both of u guys so close....so when la your going to gv all of us the good news???"
me :"wht good news???...nola...nothing to report one...we're just friends..."....

dear friends...i only wished tht i wld be able to gv u the news tht u guys so wanna hear but i dont think i'll be able to despite my best efforts....thanks for the encouragement tho!!!!!!